The Slaying of the Slybiterzurük (Nonsense Poem) by Mike Williams 08/12/2016 @ 6:51 A.M.

The Slaying of the Slybiterzurück (Nonsense Poem) by Mike Williams 08/12/2016 @ 6:51 A.M.

Tis gossdorn, the banded prickpie taresnay
To gnashbit and nailback up the klippe:
Quatsch for the knacklenimbkopf bramblesay,
And the schlechtmal baitrows overtrip.

“Keep an eye open for the Slybiterzurück!
The poison tongue, the petrified dewy-eyed stare!
And the Cacklecon, and the Cafélack,
My girl, indeed keep aware!”

Taking her comporal shield and wunderwaffe:
Scaling the klippe and spied the lay —
Then stood she by the isolate stream,
And quiet was the bramblesay.

Came gruffing forth from the knacklenimbcoff wilde,
The Cacklecon and the Cafélack,
Ninnyhammers stammering appeared her at first puerile.
The two gnoffing commenced attack!

Once distracted shewed the Slybiterzurück behind,
With the comporal shield and waffe she held her ground,
And parted the gruesome twosome in kind,
Then struck that sly beast down.

“Did thee slay the Slybiterzurück, pray,
Stand up to the Cacklecon and Cafélack?
O brave the day all the townies say!
How that girl came back!”

`Tis gossdorn, the banded prickpie taresnay
To gnashbit and nailback up the klippe:
Quatsch for the knacklenimbkopf bramblesay,
And the schlechtmal baitrows overtrip.

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